Joan's Fan Characters

Sirsir in her Sylph of Doom god tier.
I can’t draw wings I am so sorry you all have to see those abominations. But hey a sprite with acutal wings on it is p good. I guess. She still has her arm jewelry. I dont think i need to post the arm reference for this one. 

Sirsir in her Sylph of Doom god tier.

I can’t draw wings I am so sorry you all have to see those abominations. But hey a sprite with acutal wings on it is p good. I guess. She still has her arm jewelry. I dont think i need to post the arm reference for this one. 

Acerta Phibia, Olive Blood, Lives ina tropical area, um more info on her when he ref isnt nsfw. 

Acerta Phibia, Olive Blood, Lives ina tropical area, um more info on her when he ref isnt nsfw. 

That’s right your name is Sirsir Notius and you are one hell of an Heiress. Or you think so. You believe you are a very likeable person, if not a bit conceited. You enjoy FLARP and have a pirate persona you had to invent because you’re sure your ancestor wasn’t a pirate. But you’re probably cooler than your ancestor. You are fond of fish puns and causing a ruckus too. Behind closed doors you love action movies and bad classic films. You also enjoy doing tricks on land on your four wheel device.

You have Fuschia blood, aww yeah you’re way up there. You tend to generally like anyone though, usually. Some trolls are lame as shit but not because of their blood., it’s because they’re lame and suck. You’re fine with there being a spectrum, but you think it has a lot of kinks you plan on working out. You have big ideas for your people, changes you hope will make your peoples lives better. 

You’re loud, and talkative. you try to stay on top of gossip and lore, old and new. Sometimes you say cryptic things, usually it’s to help or at least hint at important things. It’s part of your FLARP persona. Wise all knowing irate and all that hoofbeast shit.

You also use FLARP to feed your lusus, because not doing so would be dangerous for your people. You prefer not to make someone else do the dirty work for you, because you think it proves something, even if it doesn’t. You use 2x3dentkind when you fight and FLARP, it’s a royal tradition after all.

On trollian your handle is escudoPrivateer ∂nd you }{∂ve ∂ }{orrible w∂y of typing, it st∂rted w}{en your a ∂nd H broke. Now you just do it even though your keyboard works again.

Once you enter your medium you will become the Sylph of Doom in the land of Ship Graveyards and Islands.

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A revamp of one of my most used Fantrolls. I think this sprite looks a lot better than the original! Her arm refs came off of the same page her original sprite is from. 

(Sprite parts by mspoffin, homestuckresourcess, fromunderthetuxedo, oreotastical, and unknown resourcess, all parts found on homestuckresourcess.)

A long long time ago, on another planet on a distant universe you were the heiress of your people. You were raised by their queen, who valued your peoples FREEDOM and RIGHTS OF EXPESSION. Though she was a good ruler, kind and loved she was disorginized. 
And you HATE it when things are disorginized. No not how she ruled, though there were thigns you woudl change about that, but just….HER. She didnt act proper nor did she even dress like a ruler SHOULD. Overly bejeweled and clothing that revealed so much skin, BLEH.  
That is why youtried to overthrow her and that is why, when you fucked with something you shouldn’t have, you had to force others into a game and eventually lead them to their doom. It wasnt YOUR fault they couldn’t listen to you, they weren’t orginized and because of that your whole session went to SHIT. You had no CHOICE but to scratch. Then when you initated the SCRATCH that traitor ass MUTANT BITCH had to use that…THING against your wishes to ensure you all ESCAPED YOUR SCRATCH. Well, one good thing came out of it, your SECOND CHANCE. 
It was ot till uncounted sweps later that you found out that your POST SCRATCH SELF led her people with an iron fist, praticing the kind of TOTALITARIAN DICTATORSHIP you felt was best for your home planet. She is their cruel and twisted mother and she RULES them all through FEAR AND SUBJUGATION. 
Your name is IONOMA NOTIUS and in another life you are known as HER UNHOLY MATRON, but to your ‘friends’ you are just Ion, or Ionoma. You are graceful, orderly and above all things forceful and cold, especaly for a BEFORIAN TROLL. You once held a dislike for your ancestor, who now is living life as her POST SCRATCH INCARNATION Sirsir Notius.  You DISPISE her the way you DISPISED her prescratch self, and plan to TAKE HER PLACE WITHIN HER SGRUB SESSION, at any cost. She is so SICKENINGLY like her former incarnationk, it makes you lose face, almost. Of course there is the issue of your POST SCRATCH SELF still living but either she can join you, or die. Unless she dies before you face her, then by all means, one less obsticle. You also have to wrry about being dead but as soon as you find the RING OF LIFE that wont be an issue. 
You are a FUSCHIA BLOOD which in either timeline meant ROYALTY. Because it was YOUR QUIRK FIRST you type in a manner simillar to Sirsir’s just more…proper. You DONT use slang or anythingt like that. It’s distasteful. Also pirates are horrid and fondness for them is gross. You wield the triditional 2x3dentkind that is used by most if not ALL of your caste. 
Back in your session you were  the Thief of Doom, and managed ot MAKE GOD TIER. 
((Shit forgot sourcess, parts from mspoffin, chantalim, and homestuckresourcess))

A long long time ago, on another planet on a distant universe you were the heiress of your people. You were raised by their queen, who valued your peoples FREEDOM and RIGHTS OF EXPESSION. Though she was a good ruler, kind and loved she was disorginized. 

And you HATE it when things are disorginized. No not how she ruled, though there were thigns you woudl change about that, but just….HER. She didnt act proper nor did she even dress like a ruler SHOULD. Overly bejeweled and clothing that revealed so much skin, BLEH.  

That is why youtried to overthrow her and that is why, when you fucked with something you shouldn’t have, you had to force others into a game and eventually lead them to their doom. It wasnt YOUR fault they couldn’t listen to you, they weren’t orginized and because of that your whole session went to SHIT. You had no CHOICE but to scratch. Then when you initated the SCRATCH that traitor ass MUTANT BITCH had to use that…THING against your wishes to ensure you all ESCAPED YOUR SCRATCH. Well, one good thing came out of it, your SECOND CHANCE. 

It was ot till uncounted sweps later that you found out that your POST SCRATCH SELF led her people with an iron fist, praticing the kind of TOTALITARIAN DICTATORSHIP you felt was best for your home planet. She is their cruel and twisted mother and she RULES them all through FEAR AND SUBJUGATION. 

Your name is IONOMA NOTIUS and in another life you are known as HER UNHOLY MATRON, but to your ‘friends’ you are just Ion, or Ionoma. You are graceful, orderly and above all things forceful and cold, especaly for a BEFORIAN TROLL. You once held a dislike for your ancestor, who now is living life as her POST SCRATCH INCARNATION Sirsir Notius.  You DISPISE her the way you DISPISED her prescratch self, and plan to TAKE HER PLACE WITHIN HER SGRUB SESSION, at any cost. She is so SICKENINGLY like her former incarnationk, it makes you lose face, almost. Of course there is the issue of your POST SCRATCH SELF still living but either she can join you, or die. Unless she dies before you face her, then by all means, one less obsticle. You also have to wrry about being dead but as soon as you find the RING OF LIFE that wont be an issue. 

You are a FUSCHIA BLOOD which in either timeline meant ROYALTY. Because it was YOUR QUIRK FIRST you type in a manner simillar to Sirsir’s just more…proper. You DONT use slang or anythingt like that. It’s distasteful. Also pirates are horrid and fondness for them is gross. You wield the triditional 2x3dentkind that is used by most if not ALL of your caste. 

Back in your session you were  the Thief of Doom, and managed ot MAKE GOD TIER. 

((Shit forgot sourcess, parts from mspoffin, chantalim, and homestuckresourcess))

She ruled her people with an iron fist, seeing herself as their cruel and just mother. She subjugated the lower casts with fear and chains and rewarded the higher castes with powers and influence. She desired order and power above all, and would do anything to keep order, including takeing her growing empore off planet to make sure they don’t rise against her. Shes colder than ice and more calculating than the best of stratigists. She greedily protects her crown and has sent countless assassians after her heiresses. 

((i wish I had drawn her whole dress. The rest of it is long and flows out beyond her feet in mermaid style with fuschia trim)

She ruled her people with an iron fist, seeing herself as their cruel and just mother. She subjugated the lower casts with fear and chains and rewarded the higher castes with powers and influence. She desired order and power above all, and would do anything to keep order, including takeing her growing empore off planet to make sure they don’t rise against her. Shes colder than ice and more calculating than the best of stratigists. She greedily protects her crown and has sent countless assassians after her heiresses. 

((i wish I had drawn her whole dress. The rest of it is long and flows out beyond her feet in mermaid style with fuschia trim)

Your name is Aime Clayworth, and you come from a family of HIGH REPUTE and REPUTATION. You are their oldest and only child and now that both of them are gone you have INHERITED their vast WEATH and ESTATE. You miss them a lot and ever since the TRAGIC ACCIDENT that TOOK THEM FROM YOU, you have had a few BEHAVORIAL ISSUES. Mostly of the more REBELLIOUS and PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE kind. 
You make your home in LONDON, ENGLAND in a very lovely home accross from a very lovely park.There is also a lane of CHERRY TREES that the street is named after. 
You have a veraity of INTERESTS which include TEA PARTIES as well as watching CLASSIC ANIMATED FILMS. You have a talent for EMBORDARY and SWEING and sometiems you MAKE DRESSES just so you look pretty. You also spend a lot of time GETTING SAID DRESSES DIRTY by playing GAMES and CLIMBING TREES in the park. You also love to FLY KITES on warm spring mornings and MAKES CHALK DRAWINGS. Sometimes you also DANCE as if you ACUTALLY KNOW HOW when in reality, you don’t. 
Your guardian is PRACTICALLY PERFECT IN EVERY WAY as that fuking fake ass measuring tape of hers tells you and you hate he from her stupid flavor changing LSD to her goddamn umbrellakind specibus. You hate her, you’e sure of it. You’re not a spoiled brat or something. You know her real name but you like to call her just NANNY. 
You use the GLOVKIND abstratus and the CARPETBAG MODUS are per your NANNY’S request. How DARE she tell you what to do, you know, being the ONLY ADULT in your LIFE RIGHT NOW. Perfect your tuckus. 
On pesterchum you use the handle tattingGlider and you type in PINK. 
You are the Rouge of Time in the Land of Rooftops and Chalk.
((parts found on homestuckresourcess, by oreotastical, chaintalim and other unlisted sourcess.))
((she is literally one big Mary Poppins reference. Thank you candiedrust for writing out the part about her guardian.))
Bonus(also by candiedrust, i might make panels for it later)):
You don’t understand, but you still think that in this case, a spoonful of sugar wont fix any shit. Her magical lsd drink won’t be enough this time. 
==> Play with the Broken locket
She said she’d leave you when it broke. You really thought she was blowing it out her ass with her timelord-y bullshit and magical hoohah, but it seems she wasnt.
==> She was practically perfect in every way.
==> it’s not fucking fair.

Your name is Aime Clayworth, and you come from a family of HIGH REPUTE and REPUTATION. You are their oldest and only child and now that both of them are gone you have INHERITED their vast WEATH and ESTATE. You miss them a lot and ever since the TRAGIC ACCIDENT that TOOK THEM FROM YOU, you have had a few BEHAVORIAL ISSUES. Mostly of the more REBELLIOUS and PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE kind. 

You make your home in LONDON, ENGLAND in a very lovely home accross from a very lovely park.There is also a lane of CHERRY TREES that the street is named after. 

You have a veraity of INTERESTS which include TEA PARTIES as well as watching CLASSIC ANIMATED FILMS. You have a talent for EMBORDARY and SWEING and sometiems you MAKE DRESSES just so you look pretty. You also spend a lot of time GETTING SAID DRESSES DIRTY by playing GAMES and CLIMBING TREES in the park. You also love to FLY KITES on warm spring mornings and MAKES CHALK DRAWINGS. Sometimes you also DANCE as if you ACUTALLY KNOW HOW when in reality, you don’t. 

Your guardian is PRACTICALLY PERFECT IN EVERY WAY as that fuking fake ass measuring tape of hers tells you and you hate he from her stupid flavor changing LSD to her goddamn umbrellakind specibus. You hate her, you’e sure of it. You’re not a spoiled brat or something. You know her real name but you like to call her just NANNY. 

You use the GLOVKIND abstratus and the CARPETBAG MODUS are per your NANNY’S request. How DARE she tell you what to do, you know, being the ONLY ADULT in your LIFE RIGHT NOW. Perfect your tuckus. 

On pesterchum you use the handle tattingGlider and you type in PINK. 

You are the Rouge of Time in the Land of Rooftops and Chalk.

((parts found on homestuckresourcess, by oreotastical, chaintalim and other unlisted sourcess.))

((she is literally one big Mary Poppins reference. Thank you candiedrust for writing out the part about her guardian.))

Bonus(also by candiedrust, i might make panels for it later)):

You don’t understand, but you still think that in this case, a spoonful of sugar wont fix any shit. Her magical lsd drink won’t be enough this time. 

==> Play with the Broken locket

She said she’d leave you when it broke. You really thought she was blowing it out her ass with her timelord-y bullshit and magical hoohah, but it seems she wasnt.

==> She was practically perfect in every way.

==> it’s not fucking fair.

Name: Tiryns Catena
Zodiac Sigh: Andromeda
Blood: Fiuschia
Lusus: Gl’bgolyb
Strife: 2x3dentkind
Fetch Modus: Grabbag
Ancestor: Her Grand Inquisition 
Age: 8 Sweeps
Handle: cataclysmAndromeda
Quirk: Prefixes with  )ooo(, replaces H and h with ][, replaces O and o with (). Usees fish puns and makes Myth jokes. 
Title/Aspect: Sylph of Life. 
Land: Land of Cliffsides and Chains.
Consorts: Bubblegum Gorgons who like Mirrors.
Denezen: Hemera
Height: 5ft11
Weight: 175ibs
You are Tiryns Catena, and your Ancestor wants you dead.
That’s not anything new, most FUSCHIA BLOODS who have ever beein in line to take the throne from any ancestor in any given universe and any place on any timeline have the same issue. You are a threat to her rule, and that’s what she doesn’t want. There have been quite a few ASSASSINATION ATTEMPTS by her, but thankfully your lusus has daned to pretect you. It halso helps that you have GOTTEN REATHER GOOD IN COMBAT. You have grown proud of your prowess with your Specibus but you also tend to be rather VAIN anyhow. 
You have an interest in GEMS and VALUABLE METALS. You collect them, and sometimes wear them, though you refrain from COMPLETELY DECKING YOURSELF OUT. You also like to read and write EPICS AND POEMS as well as WATCHING MUSICALS and attending the THEATRE. Sometimes you FLARP but only when your deaer lusus needs food. 
You spend a lot trapsing between LAND and SEA. You have decided that if you LIVE LONG ENOUGH to face your ancestor you want to do it on your OWN terms, meaning you are MAKING SURE you hav ea chance of HAVING THE UPPER HAND. In fact sometimes you wonder why she spends so much time OFF PLANET, dealing with the adult trolls who once had overrun Alternia. The history books say that long ago Alternia got SO OVERCRODED and so UNSTABLE that your ancestor had DECIDED TO SPREAD THEM ALL OUT, leaving the youngest on planet and COLONIZING OTHER PLANETS to make sure that OVERPOPULATION never happens again. Acutally, that did answer your question didn’t it; she spend her tome MONITORING the other planets and KEEPING TRACK OF THE VARIOUS POPULATIOSN of each. 
You hope you can do the same, only BETTER, and maybe you can do better for your species. 
(Parts by mspoffin, fantrollartroom, and found on homestuckresourcess)
(I need to stop making fuschia bloods! but i just love them. ;n;)

Name: Tiryns Catena

Zodiac Sigh: Andromeda

Blood: Fiuschia

Lusus: Gl’bgolyb

Strife: 2x3dentkind

Fetch Modus: Grabbag

Ancestor: Her Grand Inquisition 

Age: 8 Sweeps

Handle: cataclysmAndromeda

Quirk: Prefixes with  )ooo(, replaces H and h with ][, replaces O and o with (). Usees fish puns and makes Myth jokes. 

Title/Aspect: Sylph of Life. 

Land: Land of Cliffsides and Chains.

Consorts: Bubblegum Gorgons who like Mirrors.

Denezen: Hemera

Height: 5ft11

Weight: 175ibs

You are Tiryns Catena, and your Ancestor wants you dead.

That’s not anything new, most FUSCHIA BLOODS who have ever beein in line to take the throne from any ancestor in any given universe and any place on any timeline have the same issue. You are a threat to her rule, and that’s what she doesn’t want. There have been quite a few ASSASSINATION ATTEMPTS by her, but thankfully your lusus has daned to pretect you. It halso helps that you have GOTTEN REATHER GOOD IN COMBAT. You have grown proud of your prowess with your Specibus but you also tend to be rather VAIN anyhow. 

You have an interest in GEMS and VALUABLE METALS. You collect them, and sometimes wear them, though you refrain from COMPLETELY DECKING YOURSELF OUT. You also like to read and write EPICS AND POEMS as well as WATCHING MUSICALS and attending the THEATRE. Sometimes you FLARP but only when your deaer lusus needs food. 

You spend a lot trapsing between LAND and SEA. You have decided that if you LIVE LONG ENOUGH to face your ancestor you want to do it on your OWN terms, meaning you are MAKING SURE you hav ea chance of HAVING THE UPPER HAND. In fact sometimes you wonder why she spends so much time OFF PLANET, dealing with the adult trolls who once had overrun Alternia. The history books say that long ago Alternia got SO OVERCRODED and so UNSTABLE that your ancestor had DECIDED TO SPREAD THEM ALL OUT, leaving the youngest on planet and COLONIZING OTHER PLANETS to make sure that OVERPOPULATION never happens again. Acutally, that did answer your question didn’t it; she spend her tome MONITORING the other planets and KEEPING TRACK OF THE VARIOUS POPULATIOSN of each. 

You hope you can do the same, only BETTER, and maybe you can do better for your species. 

(Parts by mspoffin, fantrollartroom, and found on homestuckresourcess)

(I need to stop making fuschia bloods! but i just love them. ;n;)

Height: 5ft5
Weight: 150ibs
Symbol: Cybath (high elvish rune for Chill,  Death, SIlence, Lonliness.)
Blood: Gold/Yellow
Lusus: Vulturedad
Strife: Bookkind
Fetch Modus: Matchup Game
Ancestor: The Revivist
Handle: necromancyMorda
Quirk: Capitolizes T, C, replaces , with ;.
Title/Aspect: Bard of Life
Land of Pastel and Tomb
Consorts: Purple Mini Hippos who like Dance and Swimming
Denezen: Hemera
Your name is Gypsan Orcuss and you are creepy, even for a troll!
Now there is creepy and then there is YOU. You spend most of your time reading your creepy book and using your ability to reanimate the dead to make skelatons dance! You tried it on a fresh corpse once after a FLARP session much to your FLARP partner’s horror, and after that you never did it again. In front of others at least. See you are indeed a creepy little bastard! Your book is what you claim to be the acutal Troll Necromicon, bound in the flesh of acutal trolls and hopefully written with their blood! Sometimes people wonder how you even got quadrants filled you freaky little wierdo!
Playing with dead bodies isn’t your only hobby. You also enjoy FLARP as well as actual tabletop games and puzzles. You’re also really good at performing auptopsies and mummification, though you have only used those skills on dead lusi. You also pratice taxidermy. Wow now that you think about it those hobbies also involve playing with bodies! Wow you freak! At least the tabletop gaming and FLARPING is kind of normal. The only thing working in your favor is that you are not sexually attracted to the dead or undead! Thankfully. Even you have your creepy limits. 
One thing that is acutally really impressive about you is your attention to detail. You tend to see minor things that peole tend to miss! Because of this you aren’t as clumsy as you could be! 
You are a yellowblood and are one day doomed to be under the service of a highblood but for now you will live your life contently with your friends and collection of creepy shit. 
((all parts were found on homestuck resourcess))

Height: 5ft5

Weight: 150ibs

Symbol: Cybath (high elvish rune for Chill,  Death, SIlence, Lonliness.)

Blood: Gold/Yellow

Lusus: Vulturedad

Strife: Bookkind

Fetch Modus: Matchup Game

Ancestor: The Revivist

Handle: necromancyMorda

Quirk: Capitolizes T, C, replaces , with ;.

Title/Aspect: Bard of Life

Land of Pastel and Tomb

Consorts: Purple Mini Hippos who like Dance and Swimming

Denezen: Hemera

Your name is Gypsan Orcuss and you are creepy, even for a troll!

Now there is creepy and then there is YOU. You spend most of your time reading your creepy book and using your ability to reanimate the dead to make skelatons dance! You tried it on a fresh corpse once after a FLARP session much to your FLARP partner’s horror, and after that you never did it again. In front of others at least. See you are indeed a creepy little bastard! Your book is what you claim to be the acutal Troll Necromicon, bound in the flesh of acutal trolls and hopefully written with their blood! Sometimes people wonder how you even got quadrants filled you freaky little wierdo!

Playing with dead bodies isn’t your only hobby. You also enjoy FLARP as well as actual tabletop games and puzzles. You’re also really good at performing auptopsies and mummification, though you have only used those skills on dead lusi. You also pratice taxidermy. Wow now that you think about it those hobbies also involve playing with bodies! Wow you freak! At least the tabletop gaming and FLARPING is kind of normal. The only thing working in your favor is that you are not sexually attracted to the dead or undead! Thankfully. Even you have your creepy limits. 

One thing that is acutally really impressive about you is your attention to detail. You tend to see minor things that peole tend to miss! Because of this you aren’t as clumsy as you could be! 

You are a yellowblood and are one day doomed to be under the service of a highblood but for now you will live your life contently with your friends and collection of creepy shit. 

((all parts were found on homestuck resourcess))

Anonymous asked: So Bisdon,what are some of your hobbies?

C>< i like to FUC>KING make puppet shows, travel and whoop ASS.

Anonymous asked: Roses are red,violets are blue I know sometimes we bicker but I really love you. -biggestmotherheninallofskaia

awww thank you thea!